Youthfully Mastering the Dark Arts of the Geriatric

Whether you're into gardening, making jam, knitting, mending clothes, or generally embracing the 'old' way of doing things, you don't have to wait for retirement to enjoy the joy and wonder of geriatric hobbies! Junior grannies, the time to rise up and pledge allegiance to most industrious society around is here. 

Society-branded clothing

For when your favourite knitted sweater or hand-sewn capsule wardrobe is in the wash

Shop Garments

Official Society Stickers and Magnets

Let the world know, "I'm a granny!". Not literally of course – you're just someone with old person tendencies

Society of Junior Grannies

Become a full patch member

Join the baddest gang around!

Buy a patch

Society Merit Badges

For Excellence in the Geriatric Dark Arts

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